搞笑英语情景对话 英语幽默段子推荐

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2015-07-08 21:33:32

  下面给大家介绍一下搞笑英语情景对话,希望能够帮助到大家哦!

       搞笑英语情景对话一:

  ose: Honey, mother needs a perch.

  亲爱的,妈妈需要一个歇脚的地方。

  Jack: Mother? We're the same age. Mom, you look so great.

  妈?我们年纪差不大啊。妈,你看起来真美。

  Mom: Stop kissing my ass, you little man. I haven't promised to give away my daughter. Just move away and I need a place to give away my sneeze first.

  不要再拍我马屁了,你这个小个子。我还没答应要把我女儿送出去呢。挪开去,我需要一个地方先把我的喷嚏送出去。

  Jack: Just a second. Use my special bag. Don't waste your sneeze.

  等一下。用我这个特制袋。不要浪费了你的喷嚏。

  Mom: Ahchoo! Sorry. I don't usually make that big noise.

  阿切!不好意思通常没那么大声的。

  Jack: That's all right. Can I have the bag please? I want to take it to my lab.

  没关系。可以把那个袋子给我吗?我想带回实验室。

  Mom: Are you joking? No. What are you going to do with my sneeze, weirdo? Aren't you that freak Frankensein, are you?

  你在开玩笑吗?不。你这个怪人,你想对我的喷嚏做什么?你不是那个《科学怪人》吧?

  Jack: I want to be though. I think his experiments are cool. Easy, mom. This is my job to study sneeze.

  虽然我想, 我觉得他的试验都很酷. 放松, 妈.研究喷嚏,是我的工作.

  Mom: Sneeze?

  喷嚏?

  Jack: Jesus! Help, Rose. Your Mom passed out. OMG.

  天哪! 救命,罗思.妈晕过去了。天哪!

  搞笑英语情景对话二:

  Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

  汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?

  Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

  约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

  Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

  汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?

  Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

  约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。

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